Here’s a little humor to end the week and start the weekend with. I call this “humor with a message”. Read this and ask yourself to which group do you belong?
BEWARE OF TERRORIST GROUPS IN CHURCH!!!
Reports are that five terrorist groups have been operating in many of our churches. They've been identified as: Bin Sleepin’, Bin Gossipin’, Bin Arguin’, Bin Fightin’, Bin Complainin’ and Bin Missin’. Their leader, Satan Bin Workin’, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ.
The plan is to infiltrate the church as Christians and discourage, disrupt and destroy from the inside. However, there's reports of a counter terrorist group known as Bin Prayin’ and they are proving to be the only effective force in the church to hold power over the other groups. Bin Prayin’ doesn't blend in with whoever and whatever comes along rather they've been found to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ.
We've also found other characteristics of the Bin Prayin’ group. They have Bin Watchin’, Bin Waitin’ and Bin Longin’ for their leader known as Jesus Christ to return.
Special Note: No church is exempt! However, you can easily identify the Bin Prayin’ group within your church if you've Bin Lookin’, Bin Belivin’ and Bin Goin’.
- David Frazier
Until next time...enjoy the journey!
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